Friday, 16 December 2016

PERFECT MAN ,PERFECT CHRISTMAS.



     PERFECT MAN ,PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
(A story of love and Relationship)


Present time.
The bar
7:30pm



Daniel: If you keep giving me that awkward look,I will be forced to pour my drink on that shit you call face.

Peter: (laughs) Daniel,I am still wondering why you didnt show up at the club last night.Everyone knows you to be the lord of the clubs.Oh I see! You were digging another lady ,right?You are the womanizer of the highest order.Just this christmas season I am very sure you have gotten an uncountable ladies off their pants.We are close friends,so I know you well man.



                                                      
Daniel: (laughs) Dont blame me,blame my hyperactive dick.

 Peter: Dis your sexual christmas no be small thing o!(laughs)

 Daniel: Oh shut up.I think your drunk. Peter: Drunk? On just two bottles? Comeon you should know me,I go more than eight rounds before getting drunk.(laughs).So gist me about last night.Tried calling your mobile line but the network was bad,I couldnt reach you.

 Daniel: Carolina showed up at my place last night when I was about leaving for the club. 


Peter:Hmmmm...which of the caros?The prostitute you digged some time ago who stole your money including your phones or the caro that suffers alot of heartbreaks from you in the name of digging other women?

 Daniel: Carolina Ibeh.my on and off fiancee.I feel for her.She has suffered alot of heartbreaks from me because of the number of times she got me ontop of these women but I can't just help it.

 Peter: So she came to your place last night.How did it go?Gist me?How far nah?

 Last night.
8:00pm
Daniel's sittingroom 

Caro: Merry christmas Dan.

 Daniel: (smiles)Merry christmas baby.I knew you were going to return.Just that this time you were gone for too long.I'm glad you are back just like always.You just can't cope without me because you love you love me.I was about leaving for the club when you entered.Do you care joining me?Let's go together it's going to be fun.

 Caro: No,I can't.I am only here because I have something for you.

 Daniel: Cool! More like a christmas gift.So this is your way of telling me your sorry for keeping away from me for four months? Uh? You walked out on me just because you saw me banging a woman who wasn't as sweet as you are.So Can I have my gift?



 Present time.
The bar
 7:15pm

 Peter: So what was the gift?

 Daniel: you won't believe this.She gave me back her....

Last night.
 8:15pm
Daniel's sittingroom.
 Daniel: ...Engagement ring? Why give me back a ring that tells others that you are engaged to me?

 Caro: Because I can't do this anymore.I am not coming back to you as your fiancee again.I thought I could cope and you would change but the more I come back to you,the more my heart drains.I can't marry you.

 Daniel: Baby it wasn't like you got me sleeping with all the women in the city.I mean we talking about just four.

 Caro: Uh! Four?

 Daniel: Okay,just seven of them.

 Caro: Only seven? Uh?

 Daniel: Okay,I have lost counts but they are just random ladies.It is you are love sweetheart.

 Caro: Sorry I have moved on.I'm with someone else.Someone who loves me and respects me as the love of his life.You didn't care how I felt to have watched you sleep with those women.Then after that you say to me you love me.my eyes are opened now.I can't do this anymore.I am married traditionally to another man and I love him so much.


 Daniel: No,caro you can't be serious. Are you?


 Present time.
The bar.
7:30pm.

 Peter: Was she for real?

 Daniel: I thought she was joking until she dropped the ring on my side table and left.

 Peter: I'm so sorry Dan.I really feel for you.(He gets a flash on his phone)

 Daniel: your caller Id reads wifey and I think I know that number.

 Peter: Dan,I was going to tell you.Remember sometimes ago in this club,I spoke to you against the way you treat caro despite the fact that she is beautiful,intelligent and a wife material.She is every man's desire.I begged you to stop hurting orelse other men out there who loves her and would respect her would take her away from you.


 Daniel: what are you driving at?


 Peter: well,I'm one of those men who loves her and will always give her that respect as a lady.That respect you never gave her.Your last break up with her was an an opportunity for me to go get her and prove to her that I'm different. It wasn't easy because she loved you but I didn't give until she gave me a chance and now we are traditionally married.


 Daniel: what?


 Peter: we plan getting married in the church in two months time and you are invited.


 Daniel: This is a joke,right? She is my woman and I love her.


 Peter: She isn't your woman anymore.she is mine.There is this popular saying ,"you don't know the value of something till you loose it".Too bad ,you lost her.(Drinks up) I'm already late for dinner with caro at her place.That was why she flashed me.I have to go now.Merry christmas Dan.(Exits)


 Daniel:(Pours his drink on his own face) This is real.I am not dreaming.







 Written by P'che Obasi.

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