Friday, 16 December 2016

"THE FLICK"



Mr victor's  office.

Mr olabode: (Holds a letter )sir,I have worked diligently in this company for seven years.Why should I be treated in such way?
Mr victor:mr olabode,I am sorry ,the decision has been made.Being sacked from work is not the end of the world .There are so many jobs out there.Go look for one.Please ,I am done talking to you.Leave my office.
Mr olabode:Please mr victor,I have a wife and five children,how do I continue to provide their needs without this job? This job is my life.
Mr victor: Mr olabode,In your hand is your sack letter,it means there is nothing I can do about it.No going back.Please leave my office or do I have to call the security to fling you out? (Grabs the telecom)
Mr olabode: I will leave.But remember that life is like a tennis game,the ball is served back to you.
Mr victor:Get out! Don't forget to drop the key to official car with the Secretary.
Mr olabode:(Exits)
Mr victor: After all you have overstayed in this company nah.

(Susan enters the office)

Susan: (Excited )sweetheart ,how did it go?
Victor: Susan,you saw the look on his face.That was the look of a man who was sacked from work.
Susan & mr victor :(laughs)
Susan:Thanks my love.
Mr victor:I love you.
Susun:what about your wife?
Mr victor: I loved her.
Susan & mr victor:(Laughs)
Susan :So when do I vacate the office of the secretary and resume work as his replacement?
Mr victor: you can start now by giving me your pot of soup.I am hungry.
Susan:You just can not have enough of my pot of soup.
Mr victor:How can I ? When your soup is too hot and sweet.
Susan:Then lets get started.

(Mr victors quickly carries her in his arms ,lies her flat on his desk,pulls off her pant and begins to pull off his trousers,revealing his boxer)

Susan: sweetie be fast.You do not want my soup to get soured.Do you?
Mr victor: God forbid.God won't allow that happen.

(Mr victor climbs the desk,positions himself between her widely opened legs and begins to unbutton her shirt as they kiss each other.Suddenly they hear a flicking sound.They quickly turn to the direction where the sound had come from.It was mr Olabode who had just taken a picture of them with his phone).

Mr olabode: Sorry for interrupting.sacretary wasn't on seat so I decided to come drop the key here.Mr victor,I wonder what your wife will say when she sees this picture on my phone.I mean this pornography starring Her husband and his Secretary.(laughs) Anyway,you guys can continue the party.Have fun.I am gone.(Exits)

Mr Olabode: Ah! I am finished.


By P'che obasi.



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PERFECT MAN ,PERFECT CHRISTMAS.



     PERFECT MAN ,PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
(A story of love and Relationship)


Present time.
The bar
7:30pm



Daniel: If you keep giving me that awkward look,I will be forced to pour my drink on that shit you call face.

Peter: (laughs) Daniel,I am still wondering why you didnt show up at the club last night.Everyone knows you to be the lord of the clubs.Oh I see! You were digging another lady ,right?You are the womanizer of the highest order.Just this christmas season I am very sure you have gotten an uncountable ladies off their pants.We are close friends,so I know you well man.